we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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