You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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