drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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