Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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