hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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