Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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