I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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