Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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