Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The air was thick with penises
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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