i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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