Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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