ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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