If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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