The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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