i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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