Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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