new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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