Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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