captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I love having hate sex.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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