Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize