Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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