Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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