This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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