you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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