I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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