i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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