if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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