I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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