I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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the liver wants what the liver wants
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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