No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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