How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So vagazzling was a success
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