is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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