i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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