I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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