weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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