Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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