is this the sara with the beer cane?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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