Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize