It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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