i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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