i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I could make wine with my vomit
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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