I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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