The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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