You're my little dorito
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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