i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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