i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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