hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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