Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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