JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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