these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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